Then allow me to tell you the reason I was sent to Hell instead of flitting about that pile of sunshine and clouds called Heaven. I was a serial killer back in my time. But I did not simply slash and dash, no no. I murdered my victims live on air during my secret little radio broadcasts and consumed the evidence, or at least most of it. To this day, I still enjoy the taste of people and other demons.
[ Admitting that he still hosts his shows and eats his victims live on air as slowly as possible to draw out their agony was perhaps a little too much to admit at once. So he left that part out. ]
Yes, I most certainly did! Though, as far as Charlie is concerned, I am a repentant little boy that wishes to make up for the wrongdoings I have caused in life and death.
Maybe so! At least I live safely in the knowledge that whatever you may try to tell her will fall upon deaf ears. You made quite the negative impression on her. I doubt she will believe if you try to tell her I still eat other demons quite regularly.
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Date: 2024-05-27 08:26 am (UTC)I was a serial killer back in my time. But I did not simply slash and dash, no no. I murdered my victims live on air during my secret little radio broadcasts and consumed the evidence, or at least most of it. To this day, I still enjoy the taste of people and other demons.
[ Admitting that he still hosts his shows and eats his victims live on air as slowly as possible to draw out their agony was perhaps a little too much to admit at once. So he left that part out. ]
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Date: 2024-05-29 08:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-05-29 08:40 pm (UTC)ok
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so u rly earned ur spot in hell huh
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Date: 2024-05-29 08:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-05-29 10:04 pm (UTC)why pretend repentance
ur not tricking ur way into heaven ur not tricking anyone but the brat
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Date: 2024-05-29 10:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-05-29 10:38 pm (UTC)well ok wtfever. u do u i guess
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Date: 2024-05-29 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-05-29 11:19 pm (UTC)i'm not actually that interested in getting up in ur business
unless she's just THERE and begging to be told and all bc that might be funny af then
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Date: 2024-05-29 11:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2024-05-29 11:56 pm (UTC)100% we all already know she's blind as hellll to u dipshits
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Date: 2024-05-30 10:15 pm (UTC)