Then allow me to tell you the reason I was sent to Hell instead of flitting about that pile of sunshine and clouds called Heaven. I was a serial killer back in my time. But I did not simply slash and dash, no no. I murdered my victims live on air during my secret little radio broadcasts and consumed the evidence, or at least most of it. To this day, I still enjoy the taste of people and other demons.
[ Admitting that he still hosts his shows and eats his victims live on air as slowly as possible to draw out their agony was perhaps a little too much to admit at once. So he left that part out. ]
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I was a serial killer back in my time. But I did not simply slash and dash, no no. I murdered my victims live on air during my secret little radio broadcasts and consumed the evidence, or at least most of it. To this day, I still enjoy the taste of people and other demons.
[ Admitting that he still hosts his shows and eats his victims live on air as slowly as possible to draw out their agony was perhaps a little too much to admit at once. So he left that part out. ]