[ Lucifer gives a bark of a laugh at the comment about pinning him so easily, though his words to follow are cut off as Alastor does something entirely unexpected and puts his knee up somewhere entirely more private. His body sends a giant electric ? up to his brain, to which he has to go ABORT, ABORT, DO NOT RESPOND before it stirs up anything. ]

First off- turn the water off before we flood the place. Second off- are you really going to threaten me, sinner? With the thought you can really do anything to make me regret my choices? Keep dreaming.