Mmmm, do allow me to watch should you do so, my love. As useful as they are, I would enjoy watching you tear them to pieces all the same.
To be fair, they did attempt to instill the same fear on me as a child. Attempting to turn me into a God-fearing Southern boy was such a spectacular failure, it still tickles me pink to remember the priest from my local church and the look of absolute horror on his face when I began to strangle him.
[ An early kill. So early that he didn't even consume the body afterwards, instead feeding the bloated man to the gators in the bayou behind the church. ]
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Date: 2024-05-23 08:37 am (UTC)To be fair, they did attempt to instill the same fear on me as a child. Attempting to turn me into a God-fearing Southern boy was such a spectacular failure, it still tickles me pink to remember the priest from my local church and the look of absolute horror on his face when I began to strangle him.
[ An early kill. So early that he didn't even consume the body afterwards, instead feeding the bloated man to the gators in the bayou behind the church. ]